Archive for July, 2006

 

Justin Long - batter, attending and Vassar College

Justin Long

It’s not known if he needed to lived off of pancake batter while attending Vassar College…

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Virginia Madsen - waitress, Maya and film

Virginia Madsen

It’s not known why she received an Oscar nomination for her role of waitress Maya, in Alexander Payne’s film Sideways…

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Tia Carrere - worn, hide and date

Tia Carrere

It’s not known if she has ever worn a freshly skinned bison hide while on a date…

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Tony Shalhoub - dead, body and hotel

Tony Shalhoub

It’s not known if he has ever found a dead body in his hotel bathroom…

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Ivana Trump - hair, sat and face

Ivana Trump

It’s not known if she was allowed to hang on to Donald Trump’s hair when she sat on his face…

If you know something about Ivana Trump, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography!