Archive for February, 2007

 

Amy Adams - boy, gagged and bedroom

Amy Adams

It’s not known if she keeps a Mexican pool boy tied up and gagged in the cupboard of her bedroom…

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Charisma Carpenter - toes, feet and cramping

Charisma Carpenter

It’s not known if she can pick up a ballpoint pen with her toes, without her feet cramping up… 

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Tyra Banks - monkey, pet and court

Tyra Banks

It’s not known if she has ever bought a monkey to be used as a pet or court jester…

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Bow Wow - humping, little and puppy

Bow Wow

It’s now known if he is trying to be Snoop Dogg’s humping little puppy…

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Jessica Simpson - she, fact and dumber

Jessica Simpson

It’s not known if she is in fact dumber than a 2-by-4…

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