It’s not known if he would do a country music album if he knew that he would get to bone redneck princesses…
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It’s not known if he has ever needed to comb semen out of his locks…
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It’s not known if her husband also thinks of her as being a gnome when they get sweaty in the sack…
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It’s not known if he gets erections when riding mechanical bulls…
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It’s not known if he has ever put his finger inside a Shrek doll…
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