Salma Hayek - suck, dumpling and youth
It’s not known if she was able to suck a peanut dumpling through a straw in her youth…
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Archive for October, 2007
Scarlett Johansson - liquorice, panties and date
It’s not known if she has ever worn liquorice panties to a first date…
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Eddie Murphy - transvestites, divorcing and wife
It’s not known how many transvestites he went down on before divorcing his wife…
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Bill Murray - perform, favours and roles
It’s not known if he has to perform sexual favours to get the roles he is getting…
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Annette Bening - butt, invading and country
It’s not known if she has ever used her butt to fight off an invading army in a third world country…
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