Javier Bardem - snorted, meat and stew
It’s not known if he has ever snorted meat stew…
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Archive for March, 2008
Edie Falco - douched, Guinness and Irishman
It’s not known if she has ever douched herself with Guinness before having sex with an Irishman…
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Jimmy Jean-Louis - goat fat, buff and head
It’s not known if he has ever used baby goat fat to buff his head…
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Dennis Quaid - assbused, abducted and aliens
It’s not known if he has ever been horrificly assbused after being abducted by aliens…
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Keisha Buchanan - pancake, batter and gallon
It’s not known if she would ever eat pancake batter by the gallon…
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