Viggo Mortensen - trolls, elves and ice cream
It’s not known if he believes in trolls, elves and non-fat ice cream…
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Vernon Kay - sex, picnic and table
It’s not known if he has ever had sex with a picnic table…
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Travis Fimmel - braids, pubes and nose hair
It’s not known if he braids his his pubes to his nose hair…
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Tom Welling - dragon, mating and cow
It’s not known if he has ever pretended to be a dragon mating with a cow…
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Simon Cowell - known, pierced and nipples
It’s not known if he has pierced his nipples…
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