Webtures http://www.webtures.com Celebrity caricatures and biography satire Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:41:51 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Viggo Mortensen - trolls, elves and ice cream It's not known if he believes in trolls, elves and non-fat ice cream... If you know something about Viggo Mortensen, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/03/viggo-mortensen/ Vernon Kay - sex, picnic and table It's not known if he has ever had sex with a picnic table... If you know something about Vernon Kay, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/02/vernon-kay/ Travis Fimmel - braids, pubes and nose hair It's not known if he braids his his pubes to his nose hair... If you know something about Travis Fimmel, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/01/travis-fimmel/ Tom Welling - dragon, mating and cow It's not known if he has ever pretended to be a dragon mating with a cow... If you know something about Tom Welling, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/30/tom-welling/ Simon Cowell - known, pierced and nipples It's not known if he has pierced his nipples... If you know something about Simon Cowell, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/29/simon-cowell/ Robert Carlyle - collects, mouse and droppings It's not known if he collects mouse droppings... If you know something about Robert Carlyle, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/28/robert-carlyle/ Richard Gere - performed, well-hung and sailors It's not known if he has ever performed favours for well-hung sailors... If you know something about Richard Gere, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/27/richard-gere/ Pierce Brosnan - chewed, own and nipples It's not known if he has chewed on his own nipples... If you know something about Pierce Brosnan, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/26/pierce-brosnan/ Noah Wyle - cheerleader, boyfriend and prison It's not known if he has worn a cheerleader outfit while visiting a boyfriend in prison... If you know something about Noah Wyle, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/25/noah-wyle/ Nigel Harman - finger, someone and nose It's not known if he has ever had a finger in someone else's nose...  If you know something about Nigel Harman, please feel free to comment below to add to this impromptu biography! http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/24/nigel-harman/