Archives 2006 - 2008
- July 2008 (3)
- June 2008 (30)
- 30: Tom Welling - dragon, mating and cow
- 29: Simon Cowell - known, pierced and nipples
- 28: Robert Carlyle - collects, mouse and droppings
- 27: Richard Gere - performed, well-hung and sailors
- 26: Pierce Brosnan - chewed, own and nipples
- 25: Noah Wyle - cheerleader, boyfriend and prison
- 24: Nigel Harman - finger, someone and nose
- 23: Jude Law - penis, scrambled and cable
- 22: Joseph Fiennes - butterfly, tattoo and buttcheek
- 21: Jonny Wilkinson - known, pees and bath
- 20: Jon Bon Jovi - groupies, locked and basement
- 19: Jesse Metcalfe - chicken, across and road
- 18: Jenson Button - frosts, own and corn flakes
- 17: Jared Leto - love, baloney and sandwich
- 16: Jamie Oliver - has, dated and cucumber
- 15: James McAvoy - kick, shih tzu and date
- 14: Ian Botham - meatballs, grandma’s armpits
- 13: Gordon Ramsay - deep fried, hamsters and guinea pigs
- 12: Goran Visnjic - tried, impregnate and wildlife
- 11: Gavin Henson - beaten, armless and girlfriend
- 10: Duncan James - paints, his and toenails
- 09: Dermot O’Leary - sweet, love and belt sander
- 08: David Walliams - travelled, Alaska and bear
- 07: David Boreanaz - dildo, table and Tiffany lamp
- 06: Daniel Craig - foreskin, hungry and supermodel
- 05: Craig Doyle - tongue, grandma’s and dentures
- 04: Colin Firth - ever, tossed and sallad
- 03: Clive Owen - milk, perfect and coffee
- 02: Christian Bale - soiled, Batman and custume
- 01: Andre Agassi - German, dyke and fetish
- May 2008 (31)
- 31: Victoria Silvstedt - nursed, Hugh Hefner and health
- 30: Tricia Helfer - engaged, robot and sex
- 29: Tammin Sursok - skinned, kangaroo and hides
- 28: Sofia Vergara - Valentine’s Day, special and boyfriend
- 27: Shakira Ripoll - whipped, cream and ass
- 26: Rebecca Romijn - coked, gone and bowling
- 25: Odette Yustman - breastfeeding, hungry and cheetah
- 24: Nikki Sanderson - trimmed, bikini line and goatee
- 23: Nicole Scherzinger - homeless, shave and armpits
- 22: Nicola Roberts - pregnant, alien and lifeforms
- 21: Nicky Whelan - rubber, fetish and gear
- 20: Monica Bellucci - lose, weight and diet
- 19: Missy Peregrym - farts, violets and fermented herring
- 18: Michelle Ryan - worked, Alaskan and lumberjack
- 17: Marisa Miller - sex, 12 pound and salmon
- 16: Lena Headey - vomitted, boyfriend and naked
- 15: Kristin Kreuk - sat, cabbage and enjoyed
- 14: Joanna Krupa - naked, Klondike and bar
- 13: Jennifer Hawkins - pimp, great and concert tickets
- 12: Evangeline Lilly - nipples, stuck and car door
- 11: Eva Green - give, kidney and plastic surgery
- 10: Erin McNaught - bra, repair and kitchen appliance
- 09: Emma Bunton - sex, video and wildlife
- 08: Emily Scott - engages, strip and chess
- 07: Doutzen Kroes - fit, screwdriver and nose
- 06: Donna Feldman - bowling, pin and boyfriend
- 05: Dannii Minogue - lip-syncs, having and sex
- 04: Cheyenne Tozzi - rust, bathtub and teeth
- 03: Blake Lively - wearing, dirty and laundry
- 02: Amber Heard - thrown, rocks and squirrels
- 01: Abbey Clancy - skinned, dolphin and butter knife
- April 2008 (30)
- 30: Yasser Arafat - lives, virgins and demons
- 29: Winston Churchill - chunks, partying and full-heartedly
- 28: Ronald Reagan - formed, idea and himself
- 27: Rodney Dangerfield - see, around and corners
- 26: Richard Pryor - trimmed, moustache and hamster
- 25: Richard Nixon - penis, also and crooked
- 24: Pablo Picasso - dropped, head and baby
- 23: Mickey Mouse - beats, big and shoe
- 22: Marilyn Monroe - ever, choked and J.F.K
- 21: Mao Zedong - lived, cannibal and youth
- 20: Kurt Cobain - stoned, marry and Courtney Love
- 19: Katharine Hepburn - bloody, fist and fights
- 18: Joseph Stalin - ate, any and babies
- 17: John Wayne - rode, saddleless and unicycles
- 16: John F. Kennedy - holistic, hair care and products
- 15: Jim Morrison - drunk, sang and armpit
- 14: Jimi Hendrix - tried, smoke and couch
- 13: James Dean - Smart, car and Porsche
- 12: Fred Astair - performed, hip hop and dance moves
- 11: Frank Sinatra - crooned, Polish and polka tunes
- 10: Fidel Castro - invented, fun and conga lines
- 09: Elvis Presley - drugs, syphilis and stupidity
- 08: Dean Martin - martini, soaked and olives
- 07: Charlie Chaplin - silent, knock-knock and jokes
- 06: Bruce Lee - wooden, ice and concrete
- 05: Audrey Hepburn - wore, licorice and thong
- 04: Al Capone - testicles, size and baseballs
- 03: Albert Einstein - ever, figured and women
- 02: Adolf Hitler - happened, rest and moustache
- 01: Abraham Lincoln - interns, down and knees
- March 2008 (31)
- 31: Eric Edelstein - tub, personal lubricant and rubber fist
- 30: Gemma Atkinson - tattoos, small and rodents
- 29: Emily Mortimer - sweet love, guy and Darth Vader
- 28: George Stults - passed gas, food court and table
- 27: Ellary Porterfield - boobs, stuck and elevator
- 26: Javier Bardem - snorted, meat and stew
- 25: Edie Falco - douched, Guinness and Irishman
- 24: Jimmy Jean-Louis - goat fat, buff and head
- 23: Dennis Quaid - assbused, abducted and aliens
- 22: Keisha Buchanan - pancake, batter and gallon
- 21: Danny Glover - ever, felt and wrath
- 20: Leonor Varela - eaten, aquarium and fish
- 19: Colin Hanks - surprise, bowel movement and bending
- 18: Margot Stilley - bake, hash brownies and listening
- 17: Colin Farrell - sex, several and babysitters
- 16: Melissa Del Bono - garden gnomes, buckets and squirrel intestines
- 15: Christine Lakin - sex, christmas and ornaments
- 14: Olivia Grant - danced, vomit and shoes
- 13: Chris Pine - sex, raw and hamburger meat
- 12: Olivia Thirlby - squashed, tree frog and bare hands
- 11: Brett Anderson - spanked, crazy-sized and tequila shots
- 10: Robert Buckley - nude, paintballing and emo kids
- 09: Brendan Gleeson - bitch, alternative and relationship
- 08: Rutina Wesley - eaten, cat food and cracker
- 07: Billy Crudup - nude, cha-cha and farm animal
- 06: Tom Harper - love you, right and hand
- 05: Bijou Phillips - thong, skinned and badgers
- 04: Tracee Ellis Ross - produced, turd and beer can
- 03: Beverly Knight - poltergeist, her and panties
- 02: Zara Phillips - pierced, people and charity
- 01: Andie MacDowell - beaver, caught and oil slick
- February 2008 (28)
- 28: William H. Macy - groomed, African and wildlife
- 27: Josh Groban - sound, good and bald
- 26: Glen Campbell - DUI, molested and police officers
- 25: Nicollette Sheridan - peanut butter, cage and chimps
- 24: Christina Applegate - online dating, Greek and guy
- 23: Eddie Redmayne - licked, movie and poster
- 22: Sarah Lancaster - sander, shave and legs
- 21: Bill Pullman - humped, cabbage and teenager
- 20: Brenda Strong - six-pack, beer and butt cheeks
- 19: Ben Kingsley - ever, over-acted and bed
- 18: Amy Redford - girl, daddy and Robert
- 17: Lindsay Sloane - wear, pizza and role
- 16: Mario Lopez - Hepatitis B, shaving and beer bottle
- 15: May Wang - broken condom, washing and herself
- 14: Michael Copon - licked, melted and ice cream
- 13: Robin Hatcher - showed, menstruation and boyfriend
- 12: Steve Van Zandt - Springsteen’s, sweaty and armpits
- 11: Bonnie Somerville - breastfeed, starving and clown
- 10: David Wain - teeth, girlfriend’s and new boots
- 09: Lake Bell - declawed, kitten and party trick
- 08: Alexandra Monir - posed nude, flying and goats
- 07: Eliza Dushku - soul, Satan and Disney
- 06: J McCoy - stain, Snoop’s and briefs
- 05: Woody Harrelson - strange, Australian and wildlife
- 04: Jason Biggs - volunteer, anal-probed and aliens
- 03: Jodie Foster - stolen, man juice and baby
- 02: Kevin Corrigan - woman, touring and Mariachi band
- 01: Tory Mussett - sponge bath, homeless and person
- January 2008 (31)
- 31: Jacob Kogan - lick, roadkill and dare
- 30: Ari Gaynor - tried, sex and garden tools
- 29: Ben Foster - transed, himself and Cruise
- 28: Katrina Bowden - coked, gone and line dancing
- 27: Khan Chittenden - skinned, braised and hedgehog
- 26: Michael Angarano - kick, kitten and fence
- 25: Lisa Flanagan - why, last name and Flanagan
- 24: Ciara - convince, guy and woman
- 23: Kristanna Loken - lick, tattoo and body
- 22: Jean Sarkozy - booger, dark and movie theatre
- 21: Alisa Reyes - greasy, meatballs and working out
- 20: Bam Margera - special, socks and youth
- 19: Camden Toy - sweaty, watching and Dancing With The Stars
- 18: Kimberly Wolfe - moustache, freaky and boyfriend
- 17: Doug Jones - polar bear, frozen and hamburger meat
- 16: Lance Armstrong - leave, urine sample and bushes
- 15: Chris Staviski - seal, pup and breakfast
- 14: Ken Davitian - hit, bong and running
- 13: Melissa Hunter - stilts, breasts and perkier
- 12: Jacob Hoggard - Hedley, bites and kicking
- 11: Lewis Hamilton - oiled, strip and poker
- 10: Katrina Johnson - sweet, slippery and love
- 09: Isabel Lucas - seriously, on and fire
- 08: Holly Brisley - naked, McChicken and meal
- 07: Henrik Lundqvist - Jagr, hard-on and showers
- 06: Dominic Purcell - lactated, watching and football
- 05: Mary J. Blige - emergency, tampon and sock
- 04: Sophia Bush - high, schrooms and pole vaulting
- 03: Mary Christina Brown - crafts, lint and glue
- 02: Alexa Vega - accidentally, sat and thermos
- 01: Cordele Taylor - humped, Elmo and date
- December 2007 (31)
- 31: Chantelle Houghton - mushrooms, grow and body
- 30: John Legend - legend, Travelocity and gnome
- 29: Audrey Tautou - streaked, nude and beach
- 28: Javier Bardem - computer, keyboard and research
- 27: Elijah Kelley - Bob Marley, Eminem and poster
- 26: Chad Pennington - jockstrap, romantic and gesture
- 25: AnnaSophia Robb - rob, enhance and career
- 24: Chris O’Donnell - sperm, Rosie and pregnant
- 23: Billy Crudup - stoned, cough syrup and and by-products
- 22: Brooke Shields - penis, Tom Cruise and voodoo
- 21: James Ekhouse - changing, name and Steakhouse
- 20: Brett Favre - thrown, chimps and zoo
- 19: Wilson Jermaine Heredia - diarrhea, sunflower and seeds
- 18: Kathleen Turner - enjoys, mechanical bulls and motion
- 17: Bo Bice - Wal-Mart, special and girlfriend
- 16: Alesha Dixon - life-sized, bobblehead and dolls
- 15: Jennifer Beals - market, beads and opportunity
- 14: Christina Milian - bite, toenails and first date
- 13: Kristin Cavallari - sweet, love and door knob
- 12: Alejandro Gonzalez - label, beer bottle and lady
- 11: Wallace Langham - played, nude and Labrador Retriever
- 10: Shaun Morgan Welgemoed - way, related and Voldemort
- 09: Princess Mathilde of Belgium - pregnant, birth and wildlife
- 08: Olga Kurylenko - ever, choked and thermos
- 07: Chris Bashinelli - built, snowman and shape
- 06: Melissa Bacelar - virginity, Ford Tempo and limo
- 05: Ellen Page - thong, raw and bacon
- 04: Brittany Snow - juggled, balls and chin
- 03: April Rose - smells, roses and chilli
- 02: Billy Bob Thornton - hung, marrying and Angelina Jolie
- 01: Casey Affleck - brother, farted and face
- November 2007 (30)
- 30: Don Cheadle - stump, stuck and traffic
- 29: Corinne Bailey Rae - groom, armpits and garden shears
- 28: Topher Grace - walks, soiled and underwear
- 27: Rinko Kikuchi - eaten, raw and seagull
- 26: Luke Wilson - parked, handicapped and grandmother
- 25: Sacha Baron Cohen - shaves, balls and belt sander
- 24: Donald Sutherland - breastfeed, Labrador Retriever and stoned
- 23: Laurence Fishburne - licked, insides and gerbil
- 22: Randy Jackson - naked, done and contestant
- 21: Hugh Jackman - Wolverine, girl’s and ass
- 20: Kiefer Sutherland - driven, tank and drunk
- 19: John Travolta - danced, drunk and hairy
- 18: James Gandolfini - bra, regular and basis
- 17: Clint Eastwood - brokebacked, another and man
- 16: Maggie Gyllenhaal - bikini, sandwich and meats
- 15: Mischa Barton - sweaty, polar bear and pelts
- 14: Jack Black - calls, penis and Bubba
- 13: Liv Tyler - bitten, hamster and arousal
- 12: Quentin Tarantino - love, women and living dead
- 11: Adam Sandler - stain, shorts and talent
- 10: Jennifer Hudson - played, herself and Elmo
- 09: Vince Vaughn - big, hairy and Aniston
- 08: Carrie Underwood - pose, sell and CDs
- 07: Mark Ruffalo - suffered, bacterial and vaginosis…
- 06: Abigail Breslin - plans, parents and future…
- 05: Jim Carey - panties, grinned and million
- 04: Will Smith - movie, sex toys and lube
- 03: Matthew Broderick - Baba Ghanouj, horror and flick
- 02: Hayden Panettiere - soap, hair and treatment
- 01: Ralph Fiennes - nut, sack and accident
- October 2007 (31)
- 31: Kanye West - country music, album and redneck
- 30: Justin Guarini - comb, semen and locks
- 29: Julia Roberts - husband, gnome and sweaty
- 28: Kenny Chesney - erections, riding and mechanical bulls
- 27: Mike Myers - finger, Shrek and doll
- 26: Nicolas Cage - soiled, champagne and enema
- 25: Patrick Stewart - bald, prostitute and head
- 24: Judi Dench - sweaty, love and skin
- 23: Famke Janssen - lox, feed and seagulls
- 22: Ethan Hawke - solicited, sex and urinal
- 21: Paul Newman - salad dressing, actress and Oscars
- 20: Emmy Rossum - disgusting, acne and teenager
- 19: Eli Manning - thrown, chimpanzees and zoo
- 18: Paula Abdul - hopefuls, naked and hot tub
- 17: Ryan Seacrest - hung, muscular and bearded
- 16: Salma Hayek - suck, dumpling and youth
- 15: Scarlett Johansson - liquorice, panties and date
- 14: Eddie Murphy - transvestites, divorcing and wife
- 13: Bill Murray - perform, favours and roles
- 12: Annette Bening - butt, invading and country
- 11: Sofia Coppola - planning, movie and pirates
- 10: Anna Nicole Smith - socks, ruined and boobs
- 09: Terrell Owens - people, hang and sack
- 08: Andy Roddick - smashed, baby and turtle
- 07: Alfred Molina - cheese, stuck and beard
- 06: Greg Kinnear - milked, Golden Retriever and bored
- 05: Sienna Miller - dumpster, money and Gucci
- 04: Morgan Freeman - shaves, nose hair and butt crack
- 03: Tommy Lee Jones - licked, elderly and lady
- 02: Jonathan Rhys Meyers - guinea pig, back and clean
- 01: Adrien Brody - love, himself and rubber ducky
- September 2007 (30)
- 30: Kate Winslet - blown, nose and bronze screw
- 29: Kate Hudson - crazed, stalker and bears
- 28: Julia Louis-Dreyfus - gone, kick and pigeon
- 27: Josh Lucas - machete, kill and fly
- 26: JJ Abrams - accidentally, sucked and urinal cake
- 25: Elisabeth Shue - passed, gas and world
- 24: Eric Bana - frisky, friend and houseplant
- 23: Forest Whitaker - sneezed, person and movie theatre
- 22: Kelly Clarkson - spilled, bikini and jackhammer
- 21: Jennifer Connelly - wings, flies and bath
- 20: Keri Russell - charming, beagle and leg
- 19: Paul Bettany - known, juiced and hamsters
- 18: Nelly Furtado - toothpaste, toes and foot odor
- 17: Jada Pinkett Smith - humped, snowman and hot
- 16: Kellie Pickler - lips, stuck and zipper
- 15: Meryl Streep - bowel cleansing, champagne and butter
- 14: Gwen Stefani - groomed, Italian and construction worker
- 13: Nelly - washed, back and toilet brush
- 12: Daniel Radcliffe - hard, broomstick and butt cheeks
- 11: Denzel Washington - snapped, neck and cat
- 10: Hugh Grant - two, prostitutes and time
- 09: Drew Barrymore - toes, coked and mind
- 08: Leonardo DiCaprio - dump, smelled and lavender
- 07: Christina Milian - fingers, stuck and friend
- 06: Mark Wahlberg - bitten, drumstick and barbecued chicken
- 05: Penelope Cruz - vagina-less, Scientology, alien
- 04: David Hasselhoff - beans, hot dog and floor
- 03: Mischa Barton - licked, stamps and better
- 02: Emma Watson - love, polar bear and fire
- 01: Bruce Willis - down, his and knees
- August 2007 (31)
- 31: Holly Hunter - bow, hunting and bullfrogs
- 30: Rihanna - accidentally, snorted and parmesan cheese
- 29: Fergie - danced, naked and song
- 28: Lucy Liu - kicked, homeless person and head
- 27: Victoria Beckham - Spice Girls, song and radio
- 26: Omar Evans - nude, car wash and smoking
- 25: Rachael Taylor - chewed, cockroaches and weightloss diet
- 24: Megan Fox - tattoo, night and drinking
- 23: Manny Perez - two, baseballs and Speedo
- 22: Mandy Moore - lost, pumpkin and patch
- 21: Nikki Blonsky - enjoyed, champagne and beans
- 20: Rachael Leigh Cook - known, stomped and penguin
- 19: Gerard Butler - sucked, Canadian and maple tree
- 18: Richard Branson - piloted, hot air balloon and butt
- 17: Melissa Rivers - head, cabbage and loved
- 16: Tea Leoni - sucked, diamond and driftwood
- 15: Jennifer Garner - smoked, joint and thermos
- 14: Kirsten Dunst - thrown up, crystal and punch bowl
- 13: Helen Mirren - feeds, poodles and lap dogs
- 12: Aitana Sanchez - shave, her and scythe
- 11: Rodrigo Santoro - life threatening, Taco Bell and diarrhea
- 10: Diane Lane - muscle, playing and nude Twister
- 09: Anton Yelchin - Polish, wet and nurse
- 08: Freddie Rodriguez - tongue, stuck and nipple piercing
- 07: Roberto Urbina - ever, mauled and goat
- 06: Francesco Cassa - false teeth, stuck and penis
- 05: Adrienne Frantz - body painted, herself and deer
- 04: Michelle Krusiec - stuck, barbed and wire
- 03: Rachel Harris - licked, insides and raw salmon
- 02: Martin Scorsese - Superman, sexual and roleplaying
- 01: Vincenzo Amato - stuffed, grease and ball
- July 2007 (31)
- 31: Dennis Haysbert - tried, mate and zoo animals
- 30: Eva Mendes - ass, stuck and elevator
- 29: Elizabeth Banks - crazy, urine and bed
- 28: Dita Von Teese - birth, Shih Tzu and teenager
- 27: Jessica Biel - sucked, someone and Crocs
- 26: Joshua Jackson - made, sweaty and man-love
- 25: Josh Duhamel - played, nude and oiled
- 24: Federico Castelluccio - Rolex, penis and ring
- 23: Elisabeth Moss - semen, stained and movie trailers
- 22: Justin Timberlake - sexually, guinea pig and teenager
- 21: Constance Zimmer - Jack Rabbit vibrator, personal and enjoyment
- 20: K.D. Aubert - play, harmonica and butt
- 19: Cameron Diaz - grinned, herself and death
- 18: Cheryl Hines - tattoo, chipmumk and ass
- 17: Julia Stiles - head, pet and anger
- 16: Diego Luna - uses, animal byproducts and hair
- 15: Brandon Routh - penis, stuck and zipper
- 14: Khalida Perham - enjoyed, pancakes and lard
- 13: Erika Christensen - almost, choked and zucchini
- 12: Cobi Jones - worn, earrings and classy
- 11: Johnny Solo - mount, chimpanzee and stoned
- 10: Jay-Z - kicked, cat amd limousine
- 09: Big Tigger - stepped, Winnie and The Pooh
- 08: Ben Whishaw - dipped, grandmother’s and meds
- 07: Anthony Anderson - sitting, old people and fun
- 06: Anna Paquin - mate, Golden Retriever and Mountain Lion
- 05: Amaury Nolasco - dump, tuba and glockenspiel
- 04: Amanda Bynes - worn, bikini and banana
- 03: Ally Sheedy - zits, her and back
- 02: Al Gore - ever, choked and Bill Clinton
- 01: Adrian Grenier - humped, sheep and slaughter
- June 2007 (30)
- 30: Alexis Bledel - foot, long and legs
- 29: Brittany Daniel - pierced, drunk and local pub
- 28: Antonio Najarro - baby, raccoons and slippers
- 27: Bai Ling - balls, producer and vagina
- 26: Bevin Prince - illegitimate, love and child
- 25: Amy Smart - birth, banana and cannolis
- 24: Alexis Cruz - penis, own and zipper
- 23: Chris Lowell - worn, jockstraps and ritual
- 22: Shohreh Aghdashloo - favourite, colour and gangrene
- 21: Tia Mowry - choked, iPod Nano and digital camera
- 20: Sarah Carter - aquarium fish, squirrels and lifetime
- 19: Paula Kalenberg - confused, raccoon and heat
- 18: Miley Cyrus - touched, ceiling and bedroom
- 17: Ave Rose - accidentally, down and belt sander
- 16: Brianne Davis - naked, Bass and fishing
- 15: Mary Mara - intimate, personal and eBay
- 14: Noemie Kocher - spanked, eating and ice cream
- 13: Miss Info - toenails, stuck and teeth
- 12: Rory Cochrane - nipple piercing, running and forest
- 11: Melinda Clarke - beaten, hedgehog and stick
- 10: Cheryl Burke - moonshine, deer hunting and dynamite
- 09: Sharmane Stokes - accidentally, sat and bowling pin
- 08: Tracie Thoms - lips, stuck and lawn mower
- 07: Danielle Panabaker - dump, front lawn and spite
- 06: Cecy B - homeless person, wonderful and kindness
- 05: Shani Rigsbee - pigeons, feathered and creatures
- 04: Alex Kapp Horner - toenails, shaves and arm pits
- 03: Alana Curry - family, pet and friend
- 02: Adrianne Curry - giraffe, antelope and African safari
- 01: Julie Berman - baked, banana loaf and lover
- May 2007 (31)
- 31: Courtney Hansen - self tanners, confused and walrus
- 30: AJ Cook - wear, hat and silk flowers
- 29: Crystal Allen - butt, bucket and water fountain
- 28: Yoio Cuesta - shrooms, paint and car
- 27: Adrienne Bailon - beer, foam and hole
- 26: Ashley Scott - sell, slavery and friend
- 25: Ali Landry - body, inside and digestive system
- 24: David W. Ross - high, mating and houseplant
- 23: India.Arie - worn, coconut and eye patch
- 22: Diane Farr - creamy, salad dressing and bodily fluids
- 21: Johnny Messner - discipline, pregnant and stick
- 20: Sarah Ramos - paint, toenails and brown
- 19: Rosario Dawson - witchraft, increase and breast size
- 18: Matt Cedeno - urine stains, Pepsi Cola and carpet
- 17: Jerry Bruckheimer - Viagra, old and garden shed
- 16: Alicia Sixtos - destroy, garden gnomes and sitting
- 15: Alex Pettyfer - grandmother, gentle and backrub
- 14: Lara Bingle - made, love and hearse
- 13: Marla Sokoloff - suck, dumpling and straw
- 12: Sprague Grayden - grinned, herself and death
- 11: Shari Albert - rolled, own and tampons
- 10: Jonathan Togo - Rottweiler, poo and cared
- 09: Doug Jones - worn, red and panties
- 08: Kristen Bell - tied, garbage and truck
- 07: Keiko Agena - built, herself and bong
- 06: Daryl Sabara - known, suffers and leprosy
- 05: Nick Cannon - he, been and confused
- 04: Pamela Reed - hickey, size and neck
- 03: Iris Zelaya - chewing, tobacco and bass fishing
- 02: Jason Lewis - pulling, eyebrows and nosehairs
- 01: Clovis Cornillac - amused, nail gun and squirrel
- April 2007 (30)
- 30: Cate Blanchett - tried, bed and wildlife
- 29: Maria Maestro - eaten, cat food and biscuit
- 28: Jake Richardson - used, rouge and nipples
- 27: Jamie Lynn Spears - head, tattoos and neck
- 26: Jason Ritter - tooth, french kissing and walrus
- 25: David Krumholtz - last, name and Cornholio
- 24: Will Estes - mariachi band, high and cocaine
- 23: Matt Czuchry - choked, Polish and sausage
- 22: Charlie Sheen - spent, hookers and drugs
- 21: Rob Pinkston - soiled, socks and pelt
- 20: Jon Heder - toothpaste, feet and washing
- 19: Jonathan Lipnicki - fingers, left and nostril
- 18: Fumie Suguri - adult, diapers and traveling
- 17: Matt Dallas - sweet love, bucket and chicken
- 16: Carter Jenkins - bathroom, tissue and paper
- 15: Brittany Murphy - dump, Nissan and Altima
- 14: Ashton Kutcher - moisturizes, skin and bat vomit
- 13: Owen Wilson - souls, sold and Satan
- 12: Eminem - rubbed, baby and food
- 11: Isla Fisher - cabbage, human growth and hormones
- 10: Demi Moore - used, jackhammer and Saturday
- 09: Jenna Jameson - prefers, pineapples and bananas
- 08: Vincent Spano - Chef Boyardee, ravioli and kitchen floor
- 07: Ludacris - Elmo, bed and linens
- 06: Drake Bell - car accidents, celebrity and status
- 05: Halle Berry - sweat, lodge and bearded midgets
- 04: Jessica Alba - snorted, Epson and ink
- 03: Max Riemelt - vegetarian, bratwursts and shampoo
- 02: Jessica Schwarz - voice-over, work and fetish movies
- 01: Ronald Zehrfeld - destroyed, Vietnamese and village
- March 2007 (31)
- 31: Mia Kirschner - ever, stepped and landmine
- 30: Kim Rossi Stuart - shaves, legs and back
- 29: Paul Walker - milked, mountain and lion
- 28: Neil Patrick Harris - has, dated and grandmother
- 27: Matthew Perry - many, times and bed
- 26: Mark Forster - smells, cheese and sweats
- 25: Philip Seymour Hoffman - snorts, bat and hobby
- 24: William Moseley - uses, styling gel and pubes
- 23: Vin Diesel - seal pups, clubbed and life
- 22: Joaquin Phoenix - known, talks and spiders
- 21: Isabella Leong - baked, blueberry and muffins
- 20: Heath Ledger - skip, roping and competition
- 19: Pierfrancesco Favino - feed, angry and badger
- 18: Ewan McGregor - lighsaber, cut and toenails
- 17: Gretchen Mol - moles, back and scalp
- 16: Jem - eats, sweets and PMS
- 15: Kate Bosworth - super glued, iPods and disk space
- 14: Alyson Hannigan - play, two and trumpets
- 13: Adam Campbell - bong, goldfish bowl and lava lamp
- 12: Marcus Vick - smell, jockstraps and field
- 11: Anne Mouglalis - sharp, bamboo skewers and cocktail party
- 10: Julia Stiles - tattoo, drunk and nightclub
- 09: Ja Rule - wearing, panty and stage
- 08: Bryce Dallas Howard - abuse, garden gnomes and head
- 07: James Blunt - shlock, music and nicely
- 06: Terrence Howard - vibrator, iPod and Apple
- 05: Jessi Malay - head lice, movie theatre and seat
- 04: Lauren Graham - escargot, white wine and breakfast
- 03: Matt Dillon - stripper, stuck and eyebrows
- 02: Natasha Bedingfield - French, waiters and waitresses
- 01: Sasha Cohen - herbs online, save and mint
- February 2007 (28)
- 28: Steven Tyler - feed, spatula and baby
- 27: Vince Young - light, deal and confidence
- 26: Heather Locklear - eaten, cup and chilli
- 25: Gabrielle Union - cleaned, mackerel and front teeth
- 24: Chris Brown - itchy, knees and buttocks
- 23: Amy Adams - boy, gagged and bedroom
- 22: Charisma Carpenter - toes, feet and cramping
- 21: Tyra Banks - monkey, pet and court
- 20: Bow Wow - humping, little and puppy
- 19: Jessica Simpson - she, fact and dumber
- 18: George Clooney - venereal, diseases and suffers
- 17: Nikki Cox - reality, show and braless
- 16: Charlize Theron 2 - boob job, happy and sagging
- 15: Sanaa Lathan - eat, raw bacon and vomiting
- 14: Amanda Peet - hairy, clean-shaven and feet
- 13: Rob Thomas - hair transplant, back and manlier
- 12: Tori Spelling - squished, homeless person and car
- 11: Lucy Lawless - bench press, horse and donkey
- 10: Nathalie Press - black socks, painted and red
- 09: Cheryl Crow - kicked, nut and split
- 08: Fantasia Barrino - pancake, drink and facial
- 07: Kelly Clarkson - ride, unicycle and saddle
- 06: James Franco - punchbowl, Oscar and party
- 05: Heather Tom - gas, grease and women
- 04: Michelle Wie - she, balls and golf
- 03: Alyssa Milano - fire, never and caught
- 02: Barry Manilow - nose, taxi and limousine
- 01: Dido - walks, beach and wrestling
- January 2007 (31)
- 31: Alicia Keys - high quality, bathroom and tissue
- 30: Katie Melua - lip synching, shower and bed
- 29: Stacey Gualandi - bondage, ordered and Betta Splendens
- 28: Katherine Heigl - weight loss pills, diet and exercise
- 27: Maria Menounos - Australia, shark and period
- 26: Patricia Manterola - Tarot cards, easy and money
- 25: Paula Jai Parker - deep throat, bowling and rabbit
- 24: Nadine Velazquez - modeling, bikini and gag
- 23: Patricia Clarkson - jewellery, film premiere and award show
- 22: Mira Sorvino - intimate, clothing and personal
- 21: Jane Seymour - related, Seymour and Butts
- 20: Kevin Zegers - breastfed, neighbour and baby
- 19: Mig Ayesa - killed, baby and kangaroos
- 18: Portia De Rossi - dad, red and Porsche
- 17: Will.I.Am - detergent, wash and hair
- 16: Anna Benson - spa treatment, chicken and blood
- 15: Michelle Rodriguez - TV series, drunk driving and Hawaiians
- 14: Zach Braff - females, nurse and uniforms
- 13: Mackenzie Rosman - rolled, sushi matt and nose
- 12: Leif Garrett - hamburger, floor and binge drinking
- 11: Martina Hingis - live, game and luck
- 10: Tanith Belbin - environmentally friendly, tampons and sanitary napkins
- 09: Tara Reid - zits, blackheads and skin conditions
- 08: Jenna Elfman - streak, Super Bowl and Stanley Cup
- 07: Kate Beckinsale - TV show, smears and people
- 06: Zac Efron - teenage girls, love and cuddle
- 05: Elana Roger - Natural lipsticks, cancer and chemicals
- 04: Remy Ma - scream, woke and bed
- 03: Ian Somerhalder - vacationed, Ibiza and Tottenham
- 02: Kristin Chenoweth - acid wear, plaque and teeth
- 01: Mehcad Brooks - worn, batteries and sex toy
- December 2006 (31)
- 31: Cynthia Watros - watching, mating and excite
- 30: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - consider, changing and name
- 29: Candela Ferro - infections, dizzy spells and levitation
- 28: Mariska Hargitay - gastro, backpacking and Asia
- 27: JD Natasha - sophisticated, handmade pipe and tobacco
- 26: Kevin Connolly - eat, hamburger and kitchen
- 25: Felicity Huffman - housewife, wearing and rubber
- 24: Jennifer Berry - Satan, actress and TV hostess
- 23: Daniel Dae Kim - juggle, cabbages and balloon animals
- 22: Geena Davis - designer sunglasses, Belgian chocolate and sushi
- 21: Hillary Swank - self-defence, courses and knit
- 20: Reese Witherspoon - festival, Austin and Texas
- 19: Josh Holloway - Match.com, eHarmony and Lavalife
- 18: Sandra Oh - sitting, garden and gnome
- 17: Terry O’Quinn - pose, naked and Playgirl
- 16: Jake Gyllenhaal - perfect, Mojito and Margarita
- 15: Hugh Laurie - painted, homoerotic and art
- 14: Steven Cojocaru - man-bra, stuffed and dollar bills
- 13: Sanoe Lake - canoe, lost and boy scouts
- 12: Tina Holmes - adult, movie star and boxer
- 11: Sara Rue - coconut, vacationing and West Indies
- 10: Sandra Bullock - dream, biker and chick
- 09: Selma Blair - witch, occult and projects
- 08: Natalie Glebova - Miss Universe 2005, hair and body
- 07: Lauren Mayhew - Swedish, Kosta Boda and crystal
- 06: Mariah Carey - pet, enjoys and breastfeeding
- 05: Jennifer Love Hewitt - Family Guy, fan and featured
- 04: Maria Sharapova - dyke, skilled and tennis player
- 03: Matt Damon - speeding, hybrid and car
- 02: Courtney Love - syphilis, brain and drugs
- 01: Evan Rachel Wood - facial hair growth, warts and skin discolorations
- November 2006 (30)
- 30: Donald Trump - employee, style and hairdo
- 29: Morena Baccarin - actress, hair growth and nationalities
- 28: Joss Stone - famous, Montreal and prostitute
- 27: Eva Longoria - spread, legs and Desperate Housewives
- 26: Matthew Fox - been, lost and real
- 25: Minnie Driver - people, slept and Hollywood
- 24: Pedro Arce - likes, eat and people
- 23: Emile Hirsch - arrested, Topanga and California
- 22: Suzanna Urszuly - enjoys, kicking and kittens
- 21: Tamara Braun - Royal Academy, Dramatic Arts and London
- 20: Ashley Parker Angel - blow, donkey and career
- 19: Simon Baker - willing, disgusting and fecal
- 18: William Fichtner - fumes, Mitchell Field Air Force Base and New York
- 17: Chris Evans - horrible, men’s rooms and Fantastic Four
- 16: Greg Siff - fresh, chilled and brain
- 15: Jorge Garcia - armpits, smell and Nike sneakers
- 14: Idina Menzel - soiled, playing and Twister
- 13: Pink - become, pregnant and tour bus
- 12: Rachel Weisz - lick, elbow and back
- 11: Janel Moloney - stuffed, bra and fruit
- 10: Brody Jenner - celebrity, soul and Satan
- 09: Matthew Settle - Scottish, actor and kilt
- 08: Deborah Gibson - door, stoned and mind
- 07: Beyonce Knowles - suffocate, between and thighs
- 06: Kalan Porter - fan, stopped and eating
- 05: Ashley Peldon - lesbian, nurses and younger
- 04: Allison Janney - West Wing, excessive and flatulence
- 03: Maria Bello - travelled, through and Transylvania
- 02: Ashlee Simpson - hates, little sister and pop singer
- 01: Jennifer Baxter - Canada, sweaty men and NHL
- October 2006 (31)
- 31: Jenna Fischer - The Office, career and highlight
- 30: Jeff Conaway - astronaut, tap dancer and young
- 29: Andrea Bowen - Les Miserables, significant and role
- 28: Jose Salano - known, giddy and gay
- 27: Donna Mills - beaten, frying and pan
- 26: Courtney Peldon - wannabe, actress and sister
- 25: Jaime King - blue-eyed, blonde and hometown
- 24: Elise Neal - union card, soap and commercial
- 23: Yunjin Kim - TV series Lost, buy and baby
- 22: Jon Cryer - Royal, Academy and London
- 21: Amber Tamblyn - fame, soap opera and General Hospital
- 20: Ciara - actually, born and man
- 19: Amanda Seyfried - birth, litter and Golden Retrievers
- 18: Jay Leno - hair, chin and success
- 17: Queen Elizabeth II - refusing, die and insane
- 16: Oprah Winfrey - money, spends and lipgloss
- 15: Rodney Dangerfield - respect, rehashing and jokes
- 14: Katie Holmes - impregnated, make-believe and aliens
- 13: Christopher Nolan - Batman, franchise and dead
- 12: John Lennon - really, Beatle and brain
- 11: Larry King - predictable, interviewer and TV
- 10: Bob Marley - shot, single and sheriff
- 09: 50 Cent - basted, Christmas and turkey
- 08: Leonard Nimoy - hates, Star Trek and reruns
- 07: Hilary Duff - born, Houston and Texas
- 06: Kelly Ripa - born, Italian and Irish
- 05: Mike Tyson - rapist, ear eater and ex-boxer
- 04: Avril Lavigne - full, herself and really
- 03: Ed Harris - brain damage, born and Hudson River
- 02: Ron Jeremy - millions, made and inch
- 01: Brad Pitt - born, Oklahoma and Springfield
- September 2006 (30)
- 30: Prince Charles - marry, horse and world
- 29: Princess Diana - memorial plates, death and sell
- 28: Angelina Jolie - lips, chest and buttocks
- 27: Carmen Electra - career, shaking and butt
- 26: Hayden Christensen - whining, schoolboy and Darth Vader
- 25: Usher - La Face record, talent show and Atlanta
- 24: Snoop Dogg - smoke, dribbling and chin
- 23: Britney Spears - shaving, head and future
- 22: Ryan Gosling - born, Ontario and snorted
- 21: Regis Philbin - degree, sociology and Notre Dame College
- 20: David Beckham - footballer, chick and Spice Girls
- 19: Vida Guerra - shapely, butt and famous
- 18: Karen Elson - British, redhead and super model
- 17: Jesse McCartney - wings, buterflies and hobby
- 16: Tupac Shakur - stage, names and demise
- 15: Christina Aguilera - shave, hair and body
- 14: Scott Lowell - commando, playing and Queer As Folk
- 13: Paris Latsis - Hilton, suck and diamond
- 12: Jennifer Lopez - willing, sperm and donor
- 11: Nicole Kidman - butt, movie and Dead Calm
- 10: Madonna - she, born and virgin
- 09: Janet Jackson - flashing, sagging and boob
- 08: Danica Patrick - parking, tickets and life
- 07: Claire Nebout - Marie, La Femme secrete and 1986
- 06: Dominic Cooper - ever, eaten and ladybugs
- 05: Debra Wilson - owns, Voodoo and doll
- 04: Ryan Key - tonsil hockey, enrolled and Florida State University
- 03: Sam Lerner - rocks, chimpanzees and zoo
- 02: Shawn Pyfrom - role, Andrew Van De Kamp and Desperate Housewives
- 01: Will Estes - insignificant, stage and name
- August 2006 (31)
- 31: Tamie Sheffield - consider, tossing and midget
- 30: Jenifer Bartoli - album, Jenifer and March 2002
- 29: David Pasquesi - Chicago, Second City and theater group
- 28: Ernie Hudson - spent, time and Marine Corps
- 27: Ian McCrudden - writing, directing and Stanford University
- 26: Kristen Bell - character, drama series and Veronica Mars
- 25: Dave Levenbach - doobies, beloved and Amsterdam
- 24: Keira Knightley - daughter, actor and playwright
- 23: Lisa Gleave - model, game show and Deal or No Deal
- 22: Q’Orianka Kilcher - tortures, herself and name
- 21: Michael Weatherly - soiled, driving and Porche
- 20: Kevin Pollock - talented, paint and enema
- 19: Amy Berg - shows, women and prison
- 18: Adrian Bellani - laid, often and Gerardo Celasco
- 17: Alana de la Garza - match, made and heaven
- 16: Mark Hoppus - Blink 182, 44 and 226
- 15: Maria Christina Brown - witch, eat and younglings
- 14: Carolina D’Amore - she, dangerous and muzzle
- 13: Ai Tominaga - boys, supermodel and none-nude
- 12: Eric Lewis - looking, lover and match.com
- 11: Dennis Haysbert - bitten, chicken and toy poodle
- 10: Michael Rosenbaum - Lex Luthor, real and life
- 09: Milena Govich - acclaim, work and independent films
- 08: Sarah Ferguson - separated, Prince Andrew and January 1992
- 07: January Jones - she, born and January
- 06: Stacey Keibler - enjoyed, armpits and wrestling ring
- 05: Kevin Kline - smelling, boots and A Fish Called Wanda
- 04: Kelli Garner - growing, Thousand Oaks and California
- 03: Jill Valentine - sniff, alien and life forms
- 02: Thomas Haden - benchpress, couple and midgets
- 01: Bob Iger - Walt Disney, hung and Mickey Mouse
- July 2006 (31)
- 31: Federico Lapenda - drug dealer, wife beater and molestor
- 30: Nellie McKay - licked, stamps and living
- 29: Greg Germann - docks, favours and sailors
- 28: James Cromwell - movie, Babe and character
- 27: Katie Lohman - Playboy, Playmate and April 2001
- 26: Justin Long - batter, attending and Vassar College
- 25: Virginia Madsen - waitress, Maya and film
- 24: Tia Carrere - worn, hide and date
- 23: Tony Shalhoub - dead, body and hotel
- 22: Ivana Trump - hair, sat and face
- 21: David Hasselhoff - teenage boys, dreamt and Baywatch
- 20: Kevin Dillon - talented, brother and Matt
- 19: Juliette Lewis - tortured, small and mammals
- 18: Jason Wood - meal, bowel movement and normal
- 17: Ashley Maldonado - Japanese, sushi chef and pet
- 16: Austin Peck - called, The Pecker and youth
- 15: Angela Rawna - ripping, butterflies and stale beer
- 14: Autumn Reeser - she, prefers and Spring
- 13: Sir Bob Geldof - he, really and vampire
- 12: Nick Carter - member, boyband and Backstreet Boys
- 11: Johnny Depp - Owensboro, Kentucky and Paris, France
- 10: Cheryl Hines - went, graduated university
- 09: Alicia Witt - long, hair and the Guinness Book of World Records
- 08: Teri Hatcher - necks, set and Desperate Housewives
- 07: Winona Ryder - shoplifted, glue and sniffing
- 06: Nick Lachey - songs, played and radio
- 05: Paris Hilton - taken, dump and limo
- 04: Olivia Wilde - Ireland, throwing up and pub
- 03: Lindsay Lohan - singer, actress and alcoholic
- 02: Marilyn Manson - collection, urinal cakes and bat droppings
- 01: Ellen DeGeneres - funny, cute and charming
- June 2006 (30)
- 30: Anne Hathaway - naked, huge and Christmas tree
- 29: Antonio Banderas - voice-over, movie and Shrek
- 28: Ace Young - enjoys, vising and porta potties
- 27: Phoebe Price - bloodsucking, vampire and disguise
- 26: Pooch Hall - crapped, himself and spite
- 25: Taylor Hicks - grandpa, gray and soul patrol
- 24: Katharine McPhee - Prime Rib, thrown up and lifetime
- 23: Daisy Fuentes - beard, shavings and Castro
- 22: Emma Griffiths - licked, raw and salmon
- 21: Jamie Foxx - had, pet rock and kid
- 20: Tom Hollander - traveling, carnival and freak show
- 19: Tyson Beckford - wears, astronaut and diapers
- 18: Tom Cruise - Scientologist, expert and postpartum depression
- 17: Thomas Hildreth - make, sweet love and lobster
- 16: Keanu Reeves - kicked, nuts and Neo
- 15: Carter Jenkins - peanut butter, playing and dogs
- 14: Christian Slater - enjoys, dumps and front lawns
- 13: Melissa Gilbert - star, Hollywood and Walk of Fame
- 12: Naomi Watts - snorted, Wasabi and horseradish
- 11: Woody Allen - happy, married and daughter
- 10: Pamela Anderson - pairs, breasts and years
- 09: Orlando Bloom - kicking, elves and nuts
- 08: Charlize Theron - boobs, sag and inches
- 07: Sharlee Jeter - dating, German and S&M movies
- 06: Jaime Pressly - shoved, screwdrivers and nose
- 05: Emily Blunt - smoking, handmade and French pipe
- 04: Aaron Carter - scoop, ice cream and sprinkles
- 03: Patricia Arquette - expressive, blue eyes and stare
- 02: Nicole Richie - adopted, having and godfather
- 01: Rebecca De Mornay - Mexican, pool boy and happy
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